Yee haa. A year in just 3 and a bit months. How about some stats?
1 jar of Jacobs coffee - bought and paid for by the boy child
1 gardener finally working every two or three weeks
2 - the average number of cups of coffee each per day
2 LTE contracts - cos one was not enough
2 cats
2 kids - still alive and arguing a lot
2 bottles of wine in the first 6 weeks
3 months in and counting
3 days of youngest back at school
3 full time computers, 1 dodgy old one and 1 borrowed computer
4 hours (per day) - the old homeschooling timetable in the morning
4 puzzles
4 - the average number of cups of tea Adam and I each have per day
5.5 the number of bottles of wine in the cupboard for Wine Lockdown 2
6 weeks that older child has been back at school
6.30 - the time the alarm goes off nowadays
7 - the time the kids spring into action and start getting dressed
7.30 - the time they leave in the morning
10 - the number of litres of milk we go through in a week
14.30 - collection time in the afternoon
17 weeks of paying for house cleaning services and doing it ourselves
24 public library books
25 school library books
120 early morning coffees
1,000,000 "boreds" from the boy child
And a million and zillion "no no no no no-NOs" for requests for more screen time! Setting new limits!
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